Once upon a time there was a girl. And she kissed some toads. These toads were all very different from each other. You see, the girl was trying out all kinds of types of toads, in order to find the one who would turn into a prince.
The girl tried "The All American"- toad
The girl tried "The Body Builder"- very nice, but still a toad
The girl tried "The Senior"-toad, big mistake
The girl tried "The International"-toad, variety is NOT the spice of life
The girl tried "007"-toad
She wanted a prince who would think she is pretty, never stop thinking about her, want to be with her all the time, and know that he couldn't live without her. He would find her funny and not be scared off by her silly quirks. And maybe, just maybe, he would be pretty cute too. But none of the toads turned into princes. If only the girl had known that she didn't need to kiss toads, would regret kissing toads. That if she had just waited, her Prince would find her.